Money is my only friend Pay me and I’ll sell my life If I’m rich, I’ll be well liked I’ll betray you in a second Money – that is man’s life Money makes the world go around Money – that is man’s life Money makes the world go around Neither hot nor cold Neither bitter nor sweet Neither light nor darkness Uncertainty is at its heart Life depends upon money The world thirsts for money It breeds instant obedience None but money is power Money, money! Grab it, money is power Money, money! It is the courage to win! Money is my only friend Pay me and I’ll sell my life If I’m rich, I’ll be well liked I’ll betray you in a second Money – that is man’s life Money makes the world go around Money – that is man’s life Money, money! Money makes the world go around Neither hot nor cold Neither bitter nor sweet Neither light nor darkness Uncertainty is at its heart Life depends upon money The world thirsts for money It breeds instant obedience None but money is power Money, money! Grab it, money is power Money, money! It is the courage to win! The city of Kathmandu! As enticing as a lover! A city of vultures! Use your brain and money will rain from the sky The city of Kathmandu! As enticing as a lover! You’ll get nothing if you beg for it.
.. Snatch it and its all yours.. I’ll show you that within five months. Just five months! But for that I need men for whom money is God Pandey! I’ve scoped out that place I know each and every corner there Krishna! What’s up? I’m fine, want some tobacco? No thanks. How’’s your earning? Oh, just enough to get drunk Anyone come asking for me yet? No. There they are! Return my money, then! No I won’t. What’’re you going to do? Piss you pants to scare me? Give me my money back! Get lost! Go home. Have you got the cash? Let’s see the stuff first. Hey! What? Have i seen you somewhere before? Hello sir, hello madam, Rikshaw? Nobody wants a ride These stingy gringos don’’t ride Stop your shouting! Have fun! See you later… See ‘ya later… Okay. Rikshaw, rikshaw.
.. Come sir! Come here! I walk before the crowd But nobody follows me Lonelier I am as the crowd thickens The road is my oldest friend It leads me along, my friend the road The road is my oldest friend The road is my oldest friend Looking for me? Fucking police rat! How long will you sell these small packets? How much can you earn this way? 5 thousand a month? 10? 15? 20? 25 thousand? How much? You risk your life for peanuts! Listen, buddy!. You need me and I need you. Work with me my friend… Just for three months. You’ll earn in millions. Shut the fuck up! Who are you? Deven Khatri. You were in Nakkhu jail a year earlier. Who are you? Haku! Haku Kaley! Use your brain not your brawn, my friend If I were a police informer you’d be in jail, Let go of me! You won’t get this opportunity again, buddy! Leave me. Listen…listen..
. Just one job…… And you’ll never have to look back again. I earn enough with what I do Why should I work for you? Why do you risk your life for just 10, 20 thousand? Do you know how much tougher security is since the new superintendent of police arrived? They’re arresting men like you all over the city If you keep this up, you’ll be in prison again listen! Lay low for a few months, do this job You’ll come out with millions at the end What do you say? What’s the gig? I have a masterplan to rob a bank. Do you have the guts? What’s my share? Two and half million! You have four days to think. Look me up if you’re interested Pandey! I’ve scoped out that place I know each and every corner there Okay. That’s your responsibility Okay.
We can rest easy? Yeah, it’s done! Pass it to me! Gopley! why are you staring like an owl? What? If you don’t understand something, ask now Or you’ll catch a bullet during the job Everything looks fine, but… How much will we haul in? Dumbass! You witless twat! It’s a bank. There’ll be a shit ton of money Even the employees may not know how much This moron and his dumb questions! Do you have anything to ask, Narey? Apart from how much cash there’ll be? My curiosity is well satiated… So, we go there… Once inside, Gopley will take care of the guard I’ll go straight to the bank manager’s room and get him out. You and Pandey will gather everyone at the counter and everybody inside.. Here’’s my six thousand..
. Mine too, blind I fold Mine… Narey Add cash if you want to play Or fold… Stop wasting our time You don’t need to teach me. Chip in then..! Oye Maney. Yeah. What’s up? lend me some money. First pay up what you owe me Then I’ll lend you more I’ve got the best hand I won’t run away with your money. Mother fucking son of a bitch… You can try running How many holes does your body have? I’ll add a few more to that He thinks he can fuck with me! Don’t bust my balls… give me money How much? 11 thousand to call this hand Here – keep 15 thousand I don’t deal in small change With this, you owe me 40 thousand now Show! What’ve you got? You called it first. You show Shit, a pair of queens. Flush, ace high This bitch is mine! Today is my lucky day. Don’t take the money first! Show us your cards! Look at it! Asshole! It’s only a Jack high flush! Give it here! I always only flush with jackasses Story of my fucking life! This one’s got all the luck today I’m heading out, boys Here! Don’t I get a piece of your winning? See you again. I won 10 thousand today.
If I win 20 tomorrow I’ll have to go to a casino to win bigger Are you a blind? The streets are filled with idiots these days! I need a motorbike too. I need to win big the next time… …But where do I get the money from? I’ve got to find a way out I’ll cut off your prick Let go of me! I won’t touch your girl again! Let go! I’ll break your legs, if you come back. Give me a light Stand up! Don’t lie here, We’’ll get laid upstairs Get him out. Take him out Don’t push. You? You can come in. Get him out. Don’t act macho If he can go why cant we…? Get out. Don’t you know who am I? Take your smart ass away Can’t you hear? I said Get out! Don’t fucking touch him! Don’t you dare do that again. Get out! You don’t know who we are Leave it Let’s go Kick them out! Don’t act macho Can’t you kick their ass? I did Don’t you want to keep your job? I do Are you guys still trying to get in? Fuck off, punks! Buddhi! I’m in a fix..
. will you help me? What sort of help? I need money urgently Can you lend me 20-30 thousand? Why do you need it? My sister is sick You know I’m low on cash too You know my condition When do you need it by? I can borrow from my boss Within 2-3 days She needs an urgent operation Don’t stress yourself! I’ll ask the boss Don’t worry yourself, okay! You’ve got all the luck today, Narey! We’re not here just to scratch our balls either We’ll have a turn of luck someday Maney! Lend me a little money I don’t have any You come to gamble without money? I’ve been paying your money with interest. Yeah, like you have a choice there How much do you need? About 30 thousand With this, you’ll owe 90 with interest, until next week Remember that Show! Jack high flush. Aces deuce! Aces flush! Three eights Finally, a nice juicy pot! I feel like a moron forking over cash to this asshole I need me some belly warming Luck will come if I get drunk Narey I’m giving you seven days If you don’t pay me back in seven days You know fate awaits you Are you threatening me? I’ll pay within a week Narey, this is how I make a living I have to account to someone else If you don’t pay up and something happens to you It won’t be my fault.
.. Seven days, remember that. What is this? Shut the fuck up! Don’t get ideas! Move along quietly Don’t try any tricks Namaste, Naresh sir Finally I see your blessed face I feel honored Maney, I’ll return your money. Did I say you won’t? I know you will pay But, will you do it graciously Or after I tear you a few new holes? Remember –I gave you seven days It’s already been fifteen days I was worried you’d forgotten I just wanted to remind you Listen Maney, I’m looking for money You fucking gambler! You don’t pay old debts, you hole out here And you try to mouth off? You’ll feel better after a full-body servicing, won’t you? Take him. Leave me! Catch him! Narey! Stop! Don’t run! Catch him! Who are you? Haku! Haku Kaley! Asshole! I don’t care if you are ass or elbow Let me do my job my way Or, I’ll finish you off with this one here Ooh! I’m petrified! Take your ten thousand and fuck off I’ll give you the rest in three days Be gone, fiend! Okay! Three days! If I don’t get my money back within three days That’ll be the last of both of you Think before you speak, and you’ll live longer You’ll get your money within three days If you don’t trust me, Come to Bishnumati and ask for Haku Kale Come to Bishnumati and ask for Haku Kale You have a strong fist, buddy! How much do you owe them? Who are you? Are you worried about who I am Or about staying alive? Come! Take one! I owe 90 thousand Gambling almost got me killed I’ll give you money More than that, more than you’ve ever imagined I’ve got a master plan to rob a bank Work with me, buddy! You’ll be richer by two and half million Have you got the balls for it? You and Pandey will gather everyone at the counter and everybody inside.
.. But how do we know how many people will be in the bank? Kaley has a plan for that Listen to him.. I’ll be inside the bank before you get there I’ll case the joint thoroughly, come outside light a cigarette, smoke one puff, throw it It means our way is clear, you can enter One more thing… Throw the cigarette where we all can see it, right? Then Pandey and I’ll go in, Get the manager and the money out Until then, you take care of the people outside Stick to the plan, don’t improvise Wait! Shouldn’t we count the money? You sit and count your bananas in the bank… Listen to this moron! All you have in your head is counting money… Your smallest mistake can mean death for us You have shit for brains! Narey! Deven! Talk to him! He’s going to get us killed Let it be! No point talking sense to him Let it be! Can’t you shut your mouth? You made me forget what I was saying Yeah, – the getaway plan Does everyone remember it? We’ll exit the bank through here We won’t use the main entrance We’ll use the rear exit from the restroom There’s a small window from where we can get out Our bikes will be waiting outside We’ll come back here for the last time Divvy up the spoils, and part ways..
. Understood? Good. We’ve some minor details to tend to We’ll do them in a couple of days Most importantly thing: This plan has to remain our secret Clear? Six! Bugger it! Don’t get mad I’ll get the six Take it! Shut up! Six! She’s from our neighborhood I couldn’t recognize her She looks so hot! Hey Pandey! What? Get a cigarette for me too Make it two.. Can I get a recharge card for 50 rupees? Did you hear about my latest action? Must be about some chick… Do tell… The other day, I was wasted drunk Pulled a girl to a corner to kiss her A motherfucker grabbed me and threw me out I was broaring to go… Stop exaggerating! Some day you’ll get your ass handed to you Do my hands look like jacket sleeves? For it to just hang by my side? When the day comes I’ll grab him like so Punch him in the face Until he squeals like a stuck pig Did you hear that, boys? He’ll stick a sow until she squeals You think we don’t know how badly you get beaten? Did your fists failed to curl the other day? You came back with black eyes and split lips I kicked two of them to the ground But then five of them attacked Lined up like this..
. But I managed a minute of counter Hello Ayesha! I’m not Chuck Norris… My one punch doesn’t take them out Must be his darling calling Where’s he going? Doesn’t he want to finish the game? Whenever he gets a call from a girl He walks different, talks different, dresses different I never learned how to hold my piss Just so I could hold a girl’s hand Whenever nature calls.. I whip it out and… Hey Pandey! Do you need help with doing your business? Or will this bottle suffice? Leave him alone, don’t bother him He has his problem. What happened to that moron? What’s wrong? Nothing… issues with his girl Keep quiet. Her father is filthy rich What can possibly be the problem? Alright, shut up! Don’t mention it to him Stop! He’s coming What’re you looking at? Pandey! Pandey! Keep your fucking eyes down ! Pandey, leave it. Kid – move along! Stop worrying! You shut your mouth! Kid – get lost! Fuck! what’s wrong with you? Come! Let’s hit the bottle Get lost! Catch you later, boys! Okay! I could never understand Pandey.
Can we get a plate of fried offals? Make them a plate of offals Isn’t the offals ready? We’re paying customers too! Could you rush them offals? Didn’t you hear? Rush them offals! Quit your nagging, woman! It’s still raw Do they want their offals alive? I’m not the one nagging They’re desperate for it If they’re in a rush, tell them to go Just a minute more! The food’s ready! Pandey – I’m always there for you Always! If something happens, we’ll think of something Okay? Don’t bother yourself about it I can’t swallow it or spit it And you tell me to stay calm You tell me what I should do… What would you do if you were in my shoes? I’d be honest I’d say – I’m penniless and unemployed I can’t keep you in comfort If you’re a star in the skies I’m a worm in the dirt You soar above the world I crawl in the dirt Don’t depend on me, I’d tell her What would that get me? Do you think she’d leave me? She says she’ll live as I do Says she’d rather die than marry the other boy Asshole! You think death comes easy? Look at you talk! Can we get another round here? When’re you bringing your offals? Sister! Add some beaten rice as bonus! We’re piss poor! Think! Don’t just dream about Ayesha It is easy say, Gopley But I can’t leave her It boils my blood when I think of it Fucking Money! It matters too much You’re right! What cunt invented it? If you don’t have it, you’re fucked You have it, it fucks you! Listen! Should we kidnap your girlfriend? Listen! Hot pies in both hands! We can bargain with your future father in law Get some money And you’ll have your girlfriend with you Calculate that! Just think of it, don’t act on it Listen – let’s become millionaires soon Down the hatch! Chef! Hug the wall.
.. Chef! How much do we owe? 75 rupees Here! What’s the change? Count properly Hello! How great would it be if we could fly free like birds in the sky! We’d be together all day and nest together at night This world if for people with money For someone like me, only dreams remain You have me I don’t know! What do you mean? Not about you – Tell me – isn’t it money that’s keeping us apart? Try telling your parents once Perhaps they’ll agree You don’t know my father… I know him If he finds out about us Is your father a Bond villain You can’t explain us to him? It’s not like that! If you only had a job, It’d be easier That’s all I meant! So it’s all my fault, then! At home I get nagged about marriage And you keep up this attitude of yours I don’t know just what I’ll do! Then go off to the boy your father found you A US returned bigshot Probably a Green card holder He’ll take you to America! Alright! You win! Sorry! Don’t cry! How could you say that to me? Please don’t cry! You know I want to be here, with you Life’s bad as it is! Don’t add to it! So I am the biggest problem in your life Alright – I won’t bother you anymore And I won’t cry I leave our fate in your hands My family wants me married in a month I will wait for you until that day I don’t know what’ll happen after that Why’re you bitching, then? All you see is your problems My problems count for nothing? Aayesha! The joys of my life lived but for two days The memories I loved Remained but airy memories The joys of my life lived but for a few days The memories I loved remained but airy memories Only memories they remained! Only memories they remained! My 3 years old dreams are coming true What dream? What else? Name, fame.
.. be a big man I came to Kathmandu with big dreams Where are you from? Close by – Banepa! Screw fame – I just want money Fame don’t mean shit to me Where did you end up here from? Same old shit I was a kid when Father sent me to work here I knew nothing I hung out with neighborhood tough guys Do you know about hashish? Yes They used to smoke dope I hung out, made contacts Started selling to them I worked my way up – Dope, drugs… all the way to guns How many times did you go to jail? Twice I was selling a gun when Kaley found me He must have seen some promise in me And you? You’ve got movie star looks… How did you end up in this shithole? Everything was going well… I was a good Karate player But I fot fingered during the National Selection I was so mad, I beat up my teacher It’s been shit ever since It’s been two years now Drinking, gambling, loose women…
That’s what life has become I’ve always wanted to get out with a big haul But, this is where I’m now And money – no amount is ever enough And without it, nobody gives you respect that’s right! Did you talk to Kaley today? No… You? No. He said he was looking for some other men? Yes, he did Let’s go over to his place Okay… Let’s go The three of us can’t do this job It’ll be a disaster Kale must be searching for men Here he comes What’s up, guys? What’ve you finished so far? That place used to a Finance office I met somebody who used to work there He’s given me details I’m drawing a floor plan accordingly I’m still studying the rest And Narey -You? Not much, really… I’m quitting work in a few days I’ve told the manager You said you’d find other men When will you have them? Not on the wrist but on the waist That’s a nice watch – who gave it to you? Was it your father in law? It’ll see us through the week Shut your trap! Chef! You want me to eat in this mess? Putali – clean the table Show me the watch! Shut up.
.. What’ll you have? The usual Narey – if we do it like we planned There’s no chance! Three men can’t pull this off… What’re you nagging me for? I’m looking for a crew too… We should ask Kale again Go, ask him Wait… I’m going to ask him… Drink up She says she is getting married in a month I’m going nuts One more! What’ve you thought about getting more men? Not the place to discuss that! Later! What’s wrong with you? One more please… Have you gone mad or what ? Drink quietly Use your head… drink up I’m drinking it! Why’re you chugging it? Drink up quickly! Let’s go now We just got here. Sit down Drink up, I said What’s bugging you? Pay up quietly, get it done Don’t worry about anything else Haku Chef! Your money Done? Done! We’ll take our leave, Chef! Hey, man! Where? Here, of course! Sister – one drink! Hey – Wait up! What? Hello! I’ll call you later..
Hey! What’s wrong with you? Come back, scums! Come back! We’re in a hurry Let’s go, pandey Something up? Don’t be in a hurry What? If you think with your head You know why I am here What’s wrong, Chef? You’ll stoop so low for a few thousand rupees? Chef – what’s the problem here? I don’t understand you, Chef I’m in a hurry, so I… Hey – bring out the wallet What’re you talking about? The wallet, fuckface! What? The one you picked from the floor Sorry – It was on the floor So I picked it Give it back! Thief! He already said sorry… let him go Why’re you coming in the middle? Motherfuckers! I’ll make you my bitches! Don’t hit him! You’ve got a big mouth for a thief! Wanna suck on this? You’ll breathe your last right here Shoot him Kill the punk! Don’t bring your thieving face around here You’ll live a few days more Get the fuck outta here! Get up! Let’s go! Motherfuckers! Any prick with a piece thinks he’s a gangster If you have the balls Let’s fight mano-a-mano You’ll breathe your last right here Shoot him Kill the punk! Don’t bring your thieving face around here You’ll live a few days more Get the fuck outta here! Get up! Let’s go! Motherfuckers! Any prick with a piece thinks he’s a gangster If you have the balls Let’s fight mano-a-mano Ooo, I’m scared! Narey! Khatri! Did you hear that? Mano-a-mano, he says! Ok! Done! I don’t fight in my neighborhood Tomorrow! I’ll come where you call me In time! No tomorrow – no weapons, asshole Leave it, and come on your own Okay, done! Here – my phone number! Boys! We’re done here! Come, let’s go! Let’s move! Motherfuckers! Wait! Hurry! Are you always going to be a thug? Have you no shame? You are a father now But you behave like a boy! There you again! Hang out with lowlifes and get into fights! Let go of me! Come, let’s go inside! Not with you! Come along, pumpkin! Let go! I’m not going inside Everybody is listening to us Who cares! Let them listen Let’s go inside! I told you not to shout before the customers! You think I enjoy fighting? He stole Narey’s wallet.
.. I don’t need your excuses Didn’t three years in jail teach you anything? You want me to wash dishes all my life? Our son is almost a grown up Have you ever thought of him? I know! Don’t scream. People are listening Let them listen! Are you ashamed of the truth? How do you plan to educate our son? Or do you want him to turn out like you? You took all the little gold I had Did you already squander them away? I haven’t squandered anything of yours A slap across the mouth will teach you! You want to hit me no? Go on! Hit me! That’s all that’s left to do! Hit me! Hit me! I’m working my ass off When have you seem me sitting idle? I don’t want you to have to live poor But you can’t have everything overnight Just wait, and see Our son will be a doctor! Keep dreaming, fool! If you keep this up, he’ll be a gangster All the saving went on getting you out of jail I should have listened to my parents But my rotten luck! You’ve said enough! I guess Love Is Blind, after all.
.. Who told you to beat up that guy? You’re lucky he didn’t die… or you’d rot in jail Did you wonder how we were faring All those years when you were in jail? If you can’t think of anyone else Why did you marry? Why have a kid? We both know this story – who are you harping on for? People are listening to every word You have a cabbage for a brain You’ve always misunderstood me, my butterfly! Shut up! You won’t have to wait long Everything will be fixed soon This is your usual speech If you keep this up for a few more years I’ll take my son and get out of here I’m still young, somebody is sure to want me You’ll elope? Go! Give it a go! I’m already notorious I’ll skin you for a jacket and skin him for boots and walk in them for the rest of my life Go on! Try me! Is that all you know? Is it? Stop! My dove! Your days of hardship are over I’m working on something big After that, you just ask And Kaley will give you the world! Oh hell! The pigs ae squirming again Go fill up him glass You go! I’m going nowhere Putali! Don’t get mad You get angry so easily Shut up! You get angry so easily Come to me! Alright, alright! Look at me! Here! Chef! Come here! I’m coming! Putali – whose baby did you steal? My boy doesn’t cry like this Bhunte – sit here! My wife is on fire today! The more we fight, the more we love You’re right about that My wife must be waiting with a broom After I drink my feel, her scolding stings less And I become numb to the broom-beating I’ll slep like a log Asshole! You think you own this road? He splashed mud all over us Make way! Walk faster! Sorry! Are you blind? Pandey! Dumbass! Don’t come between us I’ll fight him on my own Showing off your strength? Suck on this! Motherfucker! My wife quarrelled because of you Asshole! Don’t hide behind her skirts! Hold on! Slow down! Come to me, cocksucker! Pandey! What the fuck are you staring at? Listen to me! Use your brain, buddy! Not your brawns! You’re wasting your life in petty squabbles.
.. How old are you? Don’t lie! You must be 26 … 27 When will start making some money? In ten years every urchin will kick your ass Chef! Let go! I have a masterplan to rob a bank! But I need two men for that Your strength, my brain! Work with me, my friend Just one month! You’ll both get 2.5 million each What do you say? Let go! Unhand my balls! Are you alright? How much did you say? 2.5 million! Fucker ! Show me twenty five thousand I said million, not thousand! Don’t confuse me 25 thousand, right now, as advance! Now you show your true colors! The plan is rob a bank… I haven’t robbed one yet Let’s see if you’re worth your words! Pandey – did you hear to him? Shut up! Fuck ! Let’s go! Shut the fuck up ! How much do you want? I need some cash too Take two thousand Jerkwad! Do I look like I’ll sell for 2 thousand? Okay, then..
. Asshole… Pay up! Give us the rest The rest, after the job Shut up and fuck off We’ll talk more at your shop Don’t tell my wife about the fight Wanna share a cheap cigarette? Give me one Alright, fucker! We’ll talk at your shop Okay. Come along! Slowly! Go slowly! Give me 6 kilos of meat! Did you see my shorts? No. They rob banks so easily in the movies Remember the English movie Haddi gave us? What was it called? … Something bra… Bra Put? They gossip all along while robbing the bank Yeah, it’ll be just like in the movies When you get shot you’ll realize If it was real or make belief What? It must’ve been true for it to become a movie They wouldn’t make things up in a movie! It’s just a story… do whatever you like If it were so easy, everybody would rob banks And open on in their own homes Where is our bank, then? Shut up now..
I have too much to deal with While you daydream about bank robbery They say Shiva’s third eyes open for money Can’t our ears open for it? I don’t want to get into that trouble Trouble? Buddy – Luck doesn’t come with fanfare Before you earn two pennies to rub together Your girlfriend will have grandkids Shut up! Why’re you so scared? Remember that Hindi movie? The two of us can do anything The movie with blind robbers… It’s called The Eyes… Should I pluck out your eyes? If a bunch of blind dudes can rob a bank Why can’t we? Everything of ours works… Eyes, ears, mouth, hands Even legs… I don’t want to get into any trouble You shouldn’t dwell on it either What fucking trouble? Your broke ass can’t buy condoms but you’ll still moralize Shut your mouth! You’’re getting on my nerves Only the lucky get chances like this The guy I picked a fight with Is offering to make me rich! You’ll rob a bank because he asks you? You have any other ideas? Didn’t you come to Kathmandu to make money? What have you earned? Peanuts? You and your 10th grade graduate swagger! I passed the 6th grade and two fifteens are 22 and half If I don’t take this job, what else do I have? I’ll never do it And you should forget it too Like fuck I’ll forget! Why did you steal that wallet? Didn’t fucking steal it! Saw it on the floor, so I took it Didn’t you need money too? Pretty words don’t buy nothing! Who doesn’t need money? But that doesn’t mean we turn robbers! Hey – hear me out Just an idea – Together, we can do anything We’ll plan every detail Remember all the jobs we pulled together? Let’s join forces just this once Think about it We’ll calculate far head of this This about your future Listen! Forty days remain between you and Ayesha This job will be done in a month Yse your noggin’ Take the cigarette I don’t trust Haku Trust? I don’t trust you And you don’t trust me Who is wothy of trust here? What if we get caught by the police? That’s what I’m talking about! You and I are partners Penny for penny, we’re partners Got it? Kiddo! I need you right now And we need sacks full of cash Use that thick head of yours! Friend! Our days have come! In four days, we’ll be millionaires! Gopley, the day to count cash has come Are you ready? My right palm is itching for it! Don’t satrt counting it in the bank! Or you’ll count days all your life Does everyone know their part? Like the back of my hand Quizz me – I’ll score the highest Alright, for the last time today.
.. A brief overview… go on! Again? For the last time Go ahead then We’ll go on three motorbikes I’ll have changed the numberplates Who will bring the heat? I’ll have that by tomorrow I’ll already be inside the bank I’ll scope out the situation inside Come outside, smoke one puff, throw it That means the coast is clear You can go in Clear? I’ll go inside, mix with the other customers I’ll act only if you get into trouble Otherwise, we don’t know each other Clear? I’ll go inside, take care of the guard Pandey and I’ll get everybody together on the floor I’ll get the manager out of the room Get him to open the vault Khatri and I’ll go inside Put the money in bags, come out We’ll take care of the bank floor If anyone acts up, we’ll finish them We’ll escape from the back Flush the cash! You’re right But, our job won’t be done yet We’ll meet here an hour after Get rid of the guns and the bikes Take our share of the loot And bye-bye forever! Nobody should recognize each other Cross the border as soon as possible Clear? And my dancebar? Shut your mouth! You and your dance bar! I’ll buy one out there! First – we’ll go to the bank tomorrow Check it inside and out Is everything ready? Yes! We’ll finish our chores for tomorrow And meet day after On the day of the job You have to be there by 12:30 You have to finish in 15 minutes and leave If you fail to do that You know what’ll happen Motherfucker! You’ll get killed if you fuck around Where did you find this bum? Narey! The day of reckoning is here 2.
5 million floats before my eyes Once I have that money I’ll never be the tail that wags I’ll be the head, make tails wag for me What? I close my eyes and see 2.5 million! The days of pain are over What if you see 5 mil with open eyes? That’s even better We’ll split the loot between us What do you say? What are you sauggesting? Look at this city There must be thousands of men like us The more men, the more dreams But not all dreams come true! Whoever Fate decrees gets that one chance You could be one of them If you want Never insinuate with me Tell me what you’re trying to say All the loot from the bank…yours, and mine Do you have the guts? What are you thinking? We risking our necks But Kaley gets the bigger share? They aren’t our blood or brothers If you say yes, I’ll let you in on my plan Gopley? Pandey? Kaley? What’ll you do with them? Are they your cousins? How do I know you won’t fuck me over? Why should I trust you? If I wanted to fuck you over Why would I be telling you this? If you try to fuck with me..
. Here’s the plan – We’ll carry the money out of the bank 60 mine, and 40 yours We’ll take the money and… It has to be split 50/50 Alright, 50/50 Sorry, sorry, sorry! Are you blind? Pandey! Alright, you win! Here’s your prize! I didn’t hit you intentionally! Shut up, bitch! What’s up? You stay out of it, Gople! Let go! Pandey! Get off! Gopley! Get off! Let go! Get off! Don’t touch each other! Get away! Go on, fight! Show me what you can do! Assholes! Don’t piss me off! I’ll shoot you all One by one… You’ll ruin my plans! How did I end up with this bunch of curs! Motherfuckers! You’re like a dog’s tail 12 years in a cast, and it’ll curl right back Kaley – they started it! Shut up! I know everything You’re all equally fucked up You can’t work together You’re better off in your old jobs You’re no good at this job Go away! Hit the road… We have two days left But look at you amatures! Keep this up and you’ll earn my dick up your ass Cancelled! Everything cancelled! I won’t risk it I’ll find other men Men like you are a dime a dozen in the streets Fuck off! Get lost! Haku! Don’t say that at this last hour My life is at stake The job is two days away But look at yourselves — This is how you behave Let it go, Haku.
.. Bygones… Let it be.. Gopley! Apoligise… Khatri! Alright – forget this Give me your hand Everything is alright Happens between friends sometimes Enough of your sappy drama I see right through you You’ll give me a sunstroke I’ve forgotten what I was supposed to tell you There’s great news for us A shitload of money will be there on that day But, if we don’t get there on time Clear! Really? Is that for sure? What else? You think I’m bullshitting? Whatever is happening is according to the plan Are you guys ready? Yes! So… all of that money is ours? No. What? It is the bank’s money That’s why we work our ass off to rob it So – tonight we twist some titties? Nobody will go! Nobody is running after skirts Come, let’s go! My treat today! Let’s go! Everything is alright here.
.. But guys…. Let’s blow steam for once Boys – If you make a scene… I’ll finish you right there I’m tired, I need recuperation Pandey! Come, let’s go I’m not going Youy guys go ahead Come! Leave them… let’s go on our own Come on! Why not? I can’t come.. give me the bag Suit yourself, then… I’ve got to look good for the ladies You do that… Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Or ogle at me all you want Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Or ogle at me all you want My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear The luster of my red lips You won’t find else but here The luster of my red lips You won’t find else but here Where else do you see my tattered blouse? My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear My other blouse still sits wet If I change into that, there’ll be a riot My other blouse still sits wet If I change into that, there’ll be a riot My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear I am the queen of the night Everyone dances to my tunes I am the queen of the night Everyone dances to my tunes Just a drink is never enough My thirst need a whole bottle Just a drink is never enough My thirst need a whole bottle So what if I lose my wits? Drunk, I’ll dance even harder So what if I lose my wits? Drunk, I’ll dance even harder My eyes go where your skirt lifts I’ve come to see your tattered blouse This green boy has roving eyes I’m no saint, but a thousand men want me This green boy has roving eyes I’m no saint, but a thousand men want me What if they’re there? I am strong What if they’re there? I am strong I’ll sweep all of them aside And I’ll come every night I’ll sweep all of them aside And I’ll come every night My eyes will watch your skirt lift I’ll come to see your tattered blouse I’ll come to see your tattered blouse Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Or ogle at me all you want Not for you to touch But you may take a peek Or ogle at me all you want My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear My blouse may be in tatters But that’s the one I’ll wear The luster of my red lips You won’t find else but here The luster of my red lips You won’t find else but here Where else do you see my tattered blouse? I’ll come to see your tattered blouse Gople! Come here! Fuck off, buddy! Listen to me, friend! What? We Nepalis are brave BRAVE! But.
.. we have no brain This is where you go home They all left me alone Alright – go home! Let’s go over our plan After we finish our work in the bank We’ll be together on the bike The cash will be with us And those two dickheads? They’ll be right behind us We’ll come out together, but ditch them We’ll leave Gopley and Pandey behind And head to my friend Buddhiraj’s home Split the loot, and go on our separate ways Wait! Wait! Who is Buddhiraj? Why should I trust him? You trust me, don’t you? Betray me and I’ll kill you both I’ll see you tomorrow Hello? Hello? Why have you been ignoring my calls? I wanted to share a good news with you You’re not angry with me, are you? No… I’m striking it big tomorrow Our dreams will come true tomorrow What’s happening? Not something untoward, I hope? Before you do anything foolish Please think of me You know I don’t want to live here a moment longer It’s nothing like that, my love I’ll explain everything to you later Be ready to leave tomorrow I’ll come to pick you up Okay Listen! What? I’m sorry for the other day I did misbehave with you Never apologize to me I was wrong, too I said all kinds of things too It is okay I have an awful tummy ache You’re still on the phone? I’ll hang up now Why? I have to prepare for tomorrow I’ll will call you tomorrow Be happy now, come on! What do you need to prepare for? And you’re keeping it a secret Nothing like that It’s good news for us You understand me? Okay.
.. I’ll call you tomorrow to pick you up Alright Bye… I’m hanging up Okay! Bye! I love you! Yeah… Mine too… Bye! Bye! ‘Sup, Romeo! You’re chirping away! ‘Could have said you love her None of your business! I haven’t told her everything Jackass! You stink of joy! Fantasizing about knowing her biblically, are you? Shut up! Horny goat! Is your piece ready? Yes… I just have to stuff it Give it here What is this? Put it away Quiet! Put it away! Do you know how to shoot it? No Fucker! Must be just like in the movies Yeah, you’ll do that… Is this real or a fake? Why do you care? Have you been asked to shoot? It’s enough to scare people I’m getting scared Motherfucker! I’ll bash your head in Anything can happen tomorrow What if we get caught? Don’t start fucking with my head You are the one who wanted to do this What’s wrong now? All out of air? It was fun to fantasize But now, holding this piece.
.. Don’t talk like that to me You and I have to do this together I haven’t thought of any other option This is all I have Where are the matches? How should I know? Shut up and sleep Switch off the lights Shut the door, too I’m doing it! Be careful in your dreams Don’t mistake me for Ayesha Shut up, horny goat! That was yesterday’s rice! A dead dog crawled up your butthole Boy – Sacrifice begets riches! You must make sacrifices Tonight is the last of this life… From tomorrow, we’ll dine fine And my fart will smell like jasmine buds Whatever… shut up and sleep We have to wake up early Asshole! If you let go again I’ll stick a gum in your butthole! Shut your filthy mouth! After four months of preparation…. the day has finally come, to prove ourselves Are you guys ready? I’m ready.
After one and a half hour, we’ll be millionaires Does everybody remember their codenames? One…. I’m number one. I’m number Two. I’m Three! I’m Four Five! Is everything ready? Good! I’ll be at the bank in an hour After ninety minutes… Meaning… exactly at 12:30, we’ll all get there! Remember, boys! Regardless of how the job goes… We don’t recognize each other from this day on Clear? Good! I’m off… Be there on time We’ll get there on time, won’t we, Khatri? Of course, we will Money is a strange mistress Makes us do all kinds of things You’ll see what it makes you do “To watch your torn blouse we come to your house” Of course we’ll go to her, right, Pandey? Put your hands up! Get up! Put your hands up! Move! Open the door! I don’t keep the keys Who has them? The manager Number One – bring the manager out! Open the door! Quickly! Move fast! We don’t have time Are you staring at me? Be quick about it! We don’t have much time Whose is that? Whose phone is ringing? Whose phone is it? Bring me the phone! Whose phone is it? His! Give me the phone! Give me the phone! Give me the phone, bastard! You brought a phone to the bank? Brought a phone here? You like getting calls, do you? What are you looking at? Are you looking at me? Read the floor! Look down! Look down! I have everything that was inside.
Let’s leave now Come on! Let’s go! I’m going to teach him a lesson He’s up to his usual bullshit again What’re you looking at? Your father’s balls? What’s happening there? Why is everybody gatherign there? The bank was robbed! They ran away from the back The police has succeded in capturing four bank robbers as they were fleeing Kathmandu The police is searching for the fifth culprit who has been identified as the gang leader Deven Khatri, Gopal Gurung, Naresh Pradhan and Jagat Pandey were caught in time But the loot from the bank is still missing The robbers were caught following information from an anonymous source The police has recovered 4 pistols, 24 bullets and the blueprint of the bank –You’re not angry at me, are you?– –No… –I’m striking it big tomorrow –What’s happening? –Our dreams will come true tomorrow –Not something untoward, I hope? –Before you do anything foolish, please think of me –You know I don’t want to live here a moment longer –It’s nothing like that, my love –I’ll explain everything to you later –Be ready to leave tomorrow –I’ll come to pick you up The moments of our union Become reminders of our separation The moments of our union Become reminders of our separation The one who was my entire world I have lost him forever The one who was my entire world I have lost him forever My desires have become mirages The memories I loved Remained but airy memories Remained but airy memories Hello! I know about the robbers! Emotions aren’t weighed Affection has no worth Money breeds hope Penury breeds misery It is the enemy’s friend A million layers of hope The token for copulation Is seen on its face Money – it makes the world Money – it breaks the world Money is my only friend Pay me and I’ll sell my life If I’m rich, I’ll be well liked I’ll betray you in a second Money – that is man’s life Money makes the world go around Motherfucker! Did you have to hit me so hard at the bank? Come here! You boys did good! You all know what to do Put that lighter away! Take your share of the loot Get across the border imediately From today on, we don’t recognize each other Does everybody remember their names? One – I’m One! I’m number Two! I’m Three! Think before you speak! You’ll live a little longer I’m Four Pay attention, boys! They’ll be there by 12:30 Which means .
.. Exactly at 12:30, we’ll get there You have to finish the job and leave the bank by then By the time the police searches for them…. We’ll have left Kathmandu Clear? –A CITY OF ILLEGAL WEAPONS– –55 ACCOUNTS OF SAME MAN, IN SAME BANK –BANKING CRIMINALS ESCAPE PROSECUTION. –LAWS – WITHOUT IMPLEMENTATION Look at this – They caught the man behind the bank robbery Look at his photo! What a dolt! Do you think he could’ve done it? Somebody made him the scapegoat Not your brawn, buddy… It takes brains! The city of Kathmandu! As enticing as a lover! A city of vultures! Use your brain and money will rain from the sky The city of Kathmandu! As enticing as a lover!.